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Two Episodes:

  • Penalty for Early Death (22:31)
  • If You've Got The Time (25:07)

(A Great Northern Audio Theatre Double Header.)


"VINCE WASHBURN isn't just another quirky, vaguely New Age private investigator trolling the mean streets of what passes for radio drama these days. Nope, he's the real deal. He's a 'Personal Investigator,' in a clever and even pleasantly goofy spoof of PIs and various New Age shenanigans. He has a psychic as a sometime colleague, and deals in cases involving past lives, aromatherapy, meditation, astral plane projection, and all the rest of it. There are puns, groaners, winks and nudges here, and more injokes than you can wave an aura at."

--Kevin Burton Smith, Thrilling Detective Website


(Available on CD-R only)

Penalty For Early Death, Vince takes on the case of a young woman whose grandfather has died after running a past life therapy session, and she wants him to prove it was murder. He accepts the help of his friend, Harriet Garfield Grand, known as Aquila, a psychic and channeler.

If You've Got The Time, Vince trusts a beautiful woman who leads him to an out-of-the-way laboratory looking for her missing brother. Again he enlists the help of his old friend, Harriet Garfield Grand and, they get to take a trip they had not expected.


Vince Washburn came from an ad in a magazine that had a long-haired man offering to teach busy executives how to practice Zen Meditation to improve their competitive edge. This seemed to me to be contradictory and against the whole philosophy of Zen.

Both episodes were performed live at Minicons, a Minnesota science fiction convention.
CAST & CREW:

Penalty for Early Death
Minicon 23
© 1988
If You've Got The Time
Minicon 31
© 1996
Jerry Stearns
Kara Dalkey
Jane Yolen
Jerry Modjeski
Brian Westley
Ed Eastman
Beth Eastman
Val Lies
Jon Singer (advertisement)
Jerry Stearns
Kara Dalkey
Jane Yolen
Barbara Economon
Edie Stern
Steve Perry
David Ossman (advertisement)
    Artwork by Ken Fletcher

    Written and Produced by Jerry Stearns

Both scripts won the annual script contest of the Midwest Radio Theater Workshop.
"Penalty For Early Death" has proved popular as a radio play performed by numerous high school, college and community theater groups.