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© 1993

MP3 Audio Sample (2.3 MB)

(A Great Northern Audio Theatre Double Header, with Tumbleweed Roundup )


Winner of the
Golden Reel Award
for Best Radio Drama of 1993,

from the NFCB,
National Federation of Community Broadcasters



Solid State University - what if computers ran colleges and nobody came to class? This 1993 mockumentry was so far ahead of its time, it's already happened. The droll documentary style would make Christopher Guest proud.

Featuring the voices of:
 

Dan Coffey (Dr. Science) and
Dave Moore, of WCCO-TV in Minneapolis.

Funding:

This program was made possible by an access grant from KFAI-FM and Film in Cities with funds made available from the National Endowment for the Arts. Other contributors include the Minnesota Science Fiction Society and Ned Stearns.


A Great Northern Audio Theatre
Double Header

Tumbleweed Roundup - 31:00
Tumbleweed Roundup Theme Song - 3:57
Solid State University - 28:42

(Tumbleweed Roundup Theme,
© 1995 Wheaton/Price
McClure & Trowbridge Publishing, BMI)

CAST & CREW:
  • Dan Coffey as the virtual president and VPs
  • Dave Moore as the professor
  • Jerry Stearns as the reporter
  • Sarah Eschweiler
  • Charlie Meitzner
  • Brian Anderson
  • Kara Dalkey
  • Mark Wheat
  • Engineering and SSU Marching Theme by Chris O'Dowd

    Artwork by Greg Mathieson.

    Written and Produced by Jerry Stearns
    with additional dialogue by Todd Brun.
    © 1993 by Jerry Stearns.

    Thanks to Film in the Cities and KFAI Community Radio.

    SSU - Departmental Organization Chart

    Solid State University

    Scientific and Natural Administration For Universities

    Dept. of Admissions and Denials
    Dept. of Grants and Gratuities
    Dept. of Matriculation
    Dept. of Obstructions
    Dept. of Departments

    School of Civil and Liberal Arts and Politics

    Dept. of Media, Culture, History and Mythos
    Dept. of Religion, Politics, Entertainment and Statistics
    Dept. of Reality Constructs
    Dept. of None of the Above

    School of Deep Science

    Institute of Fuzzy Sciences

    Dept. of Slightly Fuzzy Sciences
    Dept. of Moderately Fuzzy Sciences
    Dept. of Extremely Fuzzy Sciences
    Dept. of Paradox, Chaos and Synchronicity

    Clarke Institute of Technology and Magic

    Dept. of Virtual Reality and Simulations
    Dept. of Ancient Wisdoms
    Dept. of Medicinal Purposes
    Museum of Stupid Technology

    Dept. of Other

    (Picture from the movie, J-Men Forever, by Proctor and Bergman.)

    Long after this program was finished, Phil Proctor told me he had used the name Solid State University in 1973 in one of the Firesign Theatre books of plays. I looked it up, and he's right. The name was also used in J-Men Forever (see picture at left), the Proctor and Bergman film (1979), and by Proctor in the first of two radio shows of The Digital Diner (1994), produced by Ted Bonnit and hosted by Peter Bergman. And here I actually thought I adapted it from DavE Romm's invention of the Solid State Fair, which we attended on the SHOCKWAVE radio show somewhere in the 80's. Go figure. -- Jerry.